cousinvagabond@yahoo.com
Tired of faceless gig workers speedrunning your errands?
Are you craving a more... corporeal presence?
Je suis Cousin Vagabond, votre homme dans ville!
YES!
There is an actual human being who will do things for you with the careful and human attention of someone who has not yet been algorithmically optimized.
Your friendly bridge to the (ugly) outside world. Let us handle any face-to-face interactions with a friendly demeanor, while respecting your space and privacy.
The human alternative to careless parcel services. We offer personal and reliable courier services for your items that require a discreet or human touch.
Sometimes you just need someone to press a button, turn a key, or flip a switch. We are your extra hands, remotely operating the world on your behalf.
Need eyes on a location? We can scout areas and provide detailed reports with incredible perception. Photos, documentation, and timelines provided.
We are physical people, but come from cyberspace. Need a wire unplugged? Software installed locally? We can turn the power off and on again for you!
Ha ha ha ha! Just kidding. Are we? Who can say?! Maybe we're secretly feds. Only one way find out! Asking isn't against the law. Wait... Is it?
Our network of vagabonds currently operate across these cities:
TORONTO | VANCOUVER | MONTREAL
NEW YORK | SEATTLE
Simply send an email describing what you need help with.
Methods, pricing, and details are handled on a case-by-case basis.
For your privacy, we accept Monero as a payment option.
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